"70's Yo Momma"
[Two Kids are engaged in an insult fight. They are in the middle of it when the camera pans around them and then stays on Ben.]
Ben: Your mom’s so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Will: Your mom’s so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Ben: [Looks stumped] Uh…uh…
Will: Oooh! You just got served!
[Ben runs to his house, crying. Inside is Danielle.]
Ben: Mom! I just got served by this bully!
Danielle: It’s alright, honey. In fact, I remember when we used to have insult fights. That was on the same day as Gerald Ford survived his assassination attempt.
[Danielle then remembers the day she had an insult fight during her middle school experience.]
[The camera pans similarly to the previous insult fight, but instead circles around Megan and Danielle. The camera stays on Danielle]
Danielle: You’re such a putz to the max!
Megan: That’s, like, so totally bogus.
Danielle: Psh, ya, that’s right, in your face!
Megan: Well…uhm…like…
Danielle: You just got burned!
Megan: [Walks off in a huff]
[Flash-foreword to the present]
Ben: Wow! I didn’t know you guys had insult fights like us!
Danielle: Yeah, we did. We used different words, but they all had the same meanings. And remember: Words are just words! Nothing to cry about.
Ben: Gee, Mom, you’re right!
Danielle: Now do you feel better?
Ben: Yeah, thanks a lot!
[Ben walks outside, the camera fades]
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4 comments:
WOW kelly, this is really hilariously pointless. i love it! your a putz to the max, kell, but i still love youu! <3
haha YAY insult fights and Yo momma! this is really funny kelly. lovee youu <3333
Quite clever. And very funny. Reads like an SNL skit.
It reminds me of a comic strip. in a good way of course.
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